After listening to 'two' alot more now it seems that little skit has random variables that change it each time, and he does lots of other ones two. Here is a very awesome one I just saw.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Hmmm, Offler-goodness.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Right! Now what shall I sing? Something from Newbie King, Mc Mallet, Enim Rac, Areyem, Patricienne, Lappet Faced Worriers, Lynched Liam, Mellow Yellow Wahooni Fruits, Orphans Impovision Workshop or The Hamlet Persons?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Is this the real life?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Is this just fantasy?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Cori Celesti,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Heading down to reality.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Wandering by,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: The Womble, she cried at me
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I'm just a newbie, Plz will u group with me?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Because I'm without guild, without gold,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Unfulfilled, uncontrolled,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Mind which way the wind blows,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I can smell Ankh Morpork from here,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: From here.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Mummy, just killed a dog.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Found a dagger in the street,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Started fighting, now he's meat.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Mummy, I'd just left the Drum,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: But stabbing things came naturally to me.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Mummy, ooooooooh,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Didn't mean to make him die,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: The poor thing won't be back again tomorrow.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I'll be gone, I'll be gone.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: But it doesn't really matter.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Too late, my time had come.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Met a guy WHO TALKED LIKE THIS,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Those old ladies didn't miss

(Two) Sokkard wisps: Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Gotta POPPADOM with DEATH, and face the truth.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Mummy, ooooooooooh,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I don't want to die
(Two) Sokkard wisps: But I'm a ghost, my corpse is lost, oh noooooooo....
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I see a bunch of little manic grinning dwarfs
(Two) Sokkard wisps: What is this? What is this?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Now they dance a fandango!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: I was only fighting! Now they're really frightening me!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: (Get a Pishite!) Contact Harry! (Get a Pishite!) Contact Harry!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Get a Pishite and a res! Magnifico!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: t pishite I'm just a poor ghost, I've got no body.
(Two) Althea wisps: He's just a poor ghost, got by old ladies
(Two) Althea wisps: Give him his life! Junction Short and Filigree
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Now alive, killed again, watchman saw me go,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Car-rot says:
(Two) Carrot wisps: NO! We will not let you go!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Let me go!
(Two) Carrot wisps: We will not let you go!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Let me go!
(Two) Carrot wisps: To the yard we go!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Let me go!
(Two) Carrot wisps: To the yard we go!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Let me go, oh, oh, oh
(Two) Carrot wisps: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Oh Captain Carrot, Captain Carrot
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Captain Carrot, Let me go!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: The Constable has my weapons put aside for me,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: For me, for me!
(Two) Sokkard wisps that he does a little dance
(Two) Sokkard wisps: So you think you can catch me and paddle my hide?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: So you think you can jail me and leave me inside?
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Oh, maybe, just this once will you jail me,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here!
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Nothing really matters,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Anyone can see,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Idle with the talker,
(Two) Sokkard wisps: One and two are everything to me.
(Two) Sokkard wisps: Smell which way the Ankh flows...